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How to tell when you're the worst person ever
Posted: 4 months ago
A simple checklist for you:
1) Do you, or have you ever wished to become a librarian?
2) Did you ever fufil that wish and graduate library school?
3) In a moment of utterly retarded inspiration, did you decide to celebrate your graduation by getting the Dewey Decimal System Number for the books in the Harry Potter series.
I. Fucking. Shit. You. Not.
"Beccca" has decided to ruin the rest of her adult life by doing such things. Photographic proof:
One can only assume she is American.
Posted: 4 months ago
i take phedus pretty seriously when she says stuff like that
Posted: 4 months ago
Librarian is a good job cause you can just sit around and do drugs all day because who the fuck needs a library when you got the internet.
Posted: 4 months ago
has anyone failed to notice the fucking rainbow bright thing she has on her shoulder that is like partially covered up by that hippie sack?
Posted: 4 months ago
hippie sacks = easy access
And you know how I feel about easy access.
Posted: 4 months ago
you know what i fucking hate? tit curtians those things are utterly fucking disgusting i hate them so goddamn much
Posted: 4 months ago
Tit curtains? Are those the maternity shirt dingers that the bitch in the picture is wearing? 'cause yes, I can't fucking stand those.
Posted: 4 months ago
dude why would you not want to look fat
Posted: 4 months ago
did no one notice the gaping jewish hooknose that bitch has? Are you all blind?
Posted: 4 months ago
the watermelon shirt kind of hangs...but not in a pregnant way. in a badass way. like a...dick?
whatever.
Posted: 4 months ago
mareg i take it that means you are insanely attracted to her
Posted: 4 months ago
Hell I would bone that bitch in the ass, then I would punch her hook nose so I get a blood to mix with my special sauwce.
Posted: 4 months ago
Obviously the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when her name is spelled with 3 C's.
Posted: 4 months ago
Harry Potter also blows big dirty dick. Mareg had the best ending for the last book, but alas the hobo fat woman decided not to disappoint the little kiddies and make absurd amounts of money.
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she should do pornos